Chickenscratch Magic
Adventures in Adulthood, Wifehood, and Parenthood.
What has 2 thumbs and isn't deaf? This guy.

Hey there little bear, why the long face?
I'm deaf.Oh.
Wait, how did you know that I asked you a question.
That's right! I must not be deaf then! Phew. Well. Congrats.

Toot toot, fire's over here guys